{"product_id":"the-dusty-clam","title":"The Dusty Clam","description":"\u003cp\u003ePaperback; 31 pages\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLinda's clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her clam sorted? Will Linda have her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to fin out!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy should I order? Great question, thanks for asking. You should order this book for the following reasons:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour name is Linda\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour name is Fiona\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou have a clam\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou like clams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou enjoy silly adult themed humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 above\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nalpac","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47466526081197,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0536\/5851\/7677\/files\/98025A_1000x1000_695ada85-3748-41ce-b547-2a9340db7462.webp?v=1789022017","url":"https:\/\/freya-romance-boutique.myshopify.com\/products\/the-dusty-clam","provider":"FREYA Juneau","version":"1.0","type":"link"}